Twinkle's business horoscopes - July
Businesses have birthdays too, don’t you know? Whether your baby’s a Junebug or a December child, keep up with the latest astrological news affecting their health and wellbeing with LaunchLab.co.uk’s very own cosmic star-reader, Twinkle.
Aquarius
Don’t sweat the small stuff, water carrier. While your mind is occupied with orthopaedic back-rests and Fairtrade
teabags, you risk everything else going to hell. You’re a creative beast! Why are you wasting your time with these tin-pot chores? Stop hiding from your obligations and remember: the planets align in your favour this month. Make the big decisions now, and fortune will smile on you.
Pisces
I know that numbers bore you, Pisces. But never forget, cash is king. Don’t let the figures run away with you this month. If you have an accountant, great! If not, don’t fret. This is your chance to give the beans a good counting. Whatever the size of your business, the buying/saving decisions you make now will impact on your success in months to come. Don’t let your impatience come back and bite you on the bottom. Be methodical. Be empirical. And don’t moan about it.
Aries
When ABBA penned, “Take A Chance On Me”, they could well have been thinking of you, Aries. You can be impulsive, even foolhardy on occasion, but now is the time to trust those instincts of yours. Remember, the path you’ve chosen in life involves risk, albeit calculated risk. That feeling in your gut about an individual or proposition? It ain’t heartburn; it ain’t gas - it’s destiny. Take a leap of faith.
Taurus
If Thomas Crapper had guarded his idea as jealously as you’re guarding yours, we’d still be shitting in the street. Stop hiding your light under a bushel. Sure, if you act now you run the risk of someone running off with your big idea. But wait, and you risk being left behind. If there’s a way to protect your IP, do it. If not, lock your idea in a 
lead box and bury it. That’s a joke. A life lived in fear is a life half lived.
Gemini
If you say things you don’t mean this month, Gemini, you’ll get caught out. Don’t dangle non-existent carrots to further your own ends. You risk bad blood, serious hassle and a sullied reputation. If you’re realistic about what you have to offer, you’ll inspire trust and loyalty. Don’t get too hung up on instant gains. Think about the long-term health of your business. I know you’ll make the right decision.
Cancer
You’re just a big softie, aren’t you Cancer? Beneath that armoured exterior, it’s all mush. It is hard for a crab like you to separate business and pleasure, but beware friends, family or lovers getting in bed with your business this month. They’re likely to cause chaos. Take advice on board, accept free labour if it’s on offer, but if you want something important done, do it yourself. I know it’s hard to say no to eager helpers - it’s harder to rescue a relationship gone sour.
Leo
You won’t always get the best out of people by bossing, Leo. You may know best, but watch your tone when you’re telling people what to do. Remember how you hate being patronised. You have great ideas, and you want things done a certain way, but you have to let people have their tuppence worth on occasion. Give them room to show you what they got. I accept that delegation really isn’t your strong suit. So, here’s your pearl of wisdom: let others know that your bark (roar) is worse than your bite. Before they run for the hills.
Virgo
Budding authors are always told, “write what you know”. The same is true in business. Stick to your knitting, Virgo. Don’t go trying anything outlandish, or untested. The time is not right. Your not inconsiderable skills are all you need to move forward. Rather than claim mastery of a subject you know nothing about, concentrate on the things you do. Otherwise you’ll look a buffoon, rather than the formidable business brain you are.
Libra
Libra, Libra, Libra, when are you going to stop relying on good luck to get you through? I understand your complacency: fate usually throws you a bone when you’re in dire straits, but this is NOT a reliable business model. Stop shirking your homework. Answer those emails, make those calls and deal with that “To Do” list. Your natural charm will only get you so far, and you’re starting to piss people off with this flighty behaviour.
Scorpio
I wouldn’t want to meet you down a dark alley this month, Scorpio. You’ve got the bit between your teeth and my, oh, my you’re a terrifying thing to behold. No one can say no to you this month. No one can face you down. Whether it’s rage, passion, or sheer determination driving you, you are unstoppable. Here’s the rub, however. You’re already low on petrol. Get the job done before you burn out.
Sagittarius
Let’s face it. You need help, Sagittarius. Whether it’s cash, knowhow or a home-cooked meal, let people come to your aid this month. You’re not a charity case, but you will be if you run yourself into the ground. The best entrepreneurs know when to back down, and you want to be the best. Not many people are lucky enough to have friends like you. Don’t be careless with your business and look a gift horse in the mouth.
Capricorn
Capricorn? Capricious, more like! Where is the Capricorn we can rely on? The disciplined, patient sign we’ve come to know and love? Having a drink and a laugh is all well and good, but you’ve been indulging in too much play, and not enough work. We all know it’s out of character, so work out what’s making you forget yourself. Is this the right enterprise for you? Have you chosen the right challenge? Next months stars will reveal all. But for now, at least ask the questions.
